Frustration

So Ofc. Kyle Hodges was in the Crystal Bar downtown Bozeman last Saturday.  In comes this big strappiung cowboy holding what seemed to be a seven foot rattlesnake that had to be three inches around.  The bar is packed as he coiled the snake on a bar stool. "Okay, everyone, watch this..", as he opens the snakes mouth and the snake simply keeps it's mouth open as the cowboy unbuckles his pants and lays his johnson in the snake's mouth and the snake doesn't move. "Barkeep, give me a shot of Everclear", and with that, the cowboy dumps the shot on top of the snake and pokes it in the eye with a cocktail straw, and still, the snake doesn't move.  There is a hush in the crowd, followed by a round of applause.  "Now does anyone else want to try this?", says the cowboy. Kyle eagerly hops up and exclaims, "I do, I do; but could you make it a Cosmopolitan? " So I was watching some crime drama last week and the detective referred