Hark the Herald!

And the academy award for best actor in a crisis situation is.
..(drum roll)...
...,....
........

Chad Rugroden (Dick) and his Turduckens...

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Joe...it's all been an act...of God.  Hell if I was gonna jump off a bridge...that's for amateurs....you know the trauma of being a 1st responder in a suicide..I've been on many calls.  I'd never leave a mess for someone else to clean up.

Besides, God has a plan for me and that is to help you guys.  I know you trust me and I trust you to tell the truth.

I'm an empath.  I'm also an angel.  Guardian and otherwise.  How is it that, without knowing or looking up the function this morning that I walked in and made a bee-line directly to you.  God speaks to me in circumstance.  Don't ever ask me to predict something I don't know because I won't get fooled again.

We've not much time, Sir and the enemy is within us all.  Ask your men and women if they want to learn how to play the piano and/or sing. 

I'd love to have 12 officers back me up on this song...


I know you said you don't have time...I'm asking you to help me find people willing to make time.  I will give 6 weeks of piano lessons to all that will join in on this.  Or Latin studies...or ski lessons...or country skiing.

I know that while charges are pending officers can't be involved.  

I want you to put me in touch with someone in missing persons and cold cases.  I want you to look in the sky at night and find the three constellations that I was born under.  Not one, not two, but three.  2 warriors and a shield with the cross of Jesus on it.

Sir, I'm not from here.  My blood is different.  My heart beats different..(WPW)...I'm in full faculty of my mentation and I'm A&Ox4.  I cannot will my tears at any moment.  I can change my blood pressure by 20pts systolic at will...That I was wearing dentures this morning....let's just say that I'm satisfaction in an epic fashion.  Stop smiling Captain, it makes you look handsome and happy...


Sagittarius, Ophiacus, and Scutum...get your star gazer app out and look for those three.  


Good day...God bless.

Chad aka Vikingo.


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