pirin overdose Vikingo fakes his own death at a fraternity party...

The Birdcage

If you guys and gals haven't seen this movie it's a must.

Anyways..I'd love to do this whole scared str8 and be pronounced doa at the hospital.  And call my sister Janet to identify my body three days later by the black star sapphire graduation ring I'm wearing.  With my cold lifeless arm hanging out of the steel table, the moment she touches my hand I come back to life.  That Bible-Banging trophy wife will shit a litter of purple Twinkies.  This will scare the be-Jeesus out of MSU and you'll see a sharp decline in alcohol and drug consumption.  Please?

A Muslim a football player, and an illegal Mexican are in a police car..which one of them is driving?

A) the cop....

Stay safe out there..

Many blessings... Vikingo


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