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Officer Matt Danzer

This is going to be an ongoing post...but these 2 dad jokes made me laugh: Do you know why elephants paint their balls red? A) So the can hide themselves in cherry trees. Do you know what the loudest sound in the jungle is?   A) Giraffes eating cherries...d'oh! Have a blessed week!             

Hate. I hate it.

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This is the prologue to the previous blog that I had written in honor of Officer John Ng. The blog was intended to bring to light not just racism against one etnic or religious group;  But to ALL whom have faced bullying and been a victim of a hate crime.  But, that which doesnt kill us, et al... I have been molested, raped, held down, beaten unconcious and thrown out of my second floor window, as an EMT, ive been shit on, pissed on, shot at three times on January ,, been witness to child abuse from Donald Tony Carson who is just simply a viscious homosexual.  I cannot tell you what things he did to teenage boys in December, twenty nineteen that makes me urp.  While I was working rebuilding his patio in his home, he took teenage high school boys in his bedroomn, locked the door and close the blinds.  I had to climb down the ladder to go throw up. Sgt Kirsten Harzewski of the NMSP said they almost got one girl in his bandroom to come forwartd, but every student f...

Officer John Ng

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It was a dark and stormy night as Southwest Airlines was in a holding pattern for an hour and a half and the plane is getting low on fuel.   sidebar-after decades of relentless and heartbreaking search for his biological parent, he finally found them and they were driving up from Trinidad, CO to meet him.   Rene' Richards and Bruce Jenner had an affair and Bruce had no idea that he was the father of baby Ng. I digress: The captain gets on the horn and says, "Ok, folks this is your captain once again and I know the turbulence is upsetting, I have good news!  We have plkenty of parachutes and trained personnel to drop tandem with and I am ONLY asking for volnteers.  You wll be well-compensated when you hit the ground.  To be fair, I am going to start in alphabeticl order. Pilot: Are there any Asian Americans aboard? J.Ng: cringey puts an oxygen non-rebreather and pulls his beany over his eyes to avoid detection.... Pilot:  No?  Well how bout so...